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Tachwedd 2004 November


FOR THOSE OF US BORN BEFORE 1950

(and a warning to those who weren’t)

Now that I’m ‘older’ (but refuse to grow up), here’s what I’ve discovered:

1 I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2 My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
3 I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
4 All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
5 If all is not lost, where is it?
6 It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
7 I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
8 It’s hard to make a come back when you haven’t been anywhere.
9 The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you’re in the bathroom.
10 If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
11 When I’m finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
12 It’s not hard to meet expenses... they’re everywhere.
13 The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
14 These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I’m here after.

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