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Mawrth 2005 March


PUBLIC INFORMATION NOTICE

Defective Security System

A new security system installed at a Carrog Farm is proving effective despite commissioning problems.

The system, unfortunately, is over sensitive and as a result identifies passing pedestrians as intruders. This has resulted in attacks upon several people.

Every effort is being made to rectify the fault, but in the meantime the operators suggest that a handful of corn thrown at the system or the showing of a packet of PAXO stuffing will turn the system off for long enough for a safe passage to be made. Quacking Security Co.

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